Monday, June 16, 2008

Plan 9 from Central Park

Don't see M. Nights latest flick. Instead, head to your local Blockbuster or Hollywood Video and ask for the worst movie ever made. They will probably say something to the extent of "I'm sorry sir, but The Happening is still in theaters and no one would ever bother to bootleg that pile of garbage."
Your response to this will be, "Can I have the next best thing?", at which point you will be handed Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space.
The depth of Ed Woods biggest failure manages to muster up thought provoking ideas and performances with have leagues of depth compared to M. Night's third failure in a row. Here's a compilation of the best lines uttered during Plan 9:

Sadly, you shouldn't expect anything better from The Happening.

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